Worst Newspaper Ever

A while back, I got an email message from a foreign prince living in exile. Even though he really wanted me to hold some money in my account for him, I didn't forward my bank routing number to his chief-of-staff. The editors at this newspaper got an email message from the mayor of PARIS. I guess the phony mayor really wanted the newspaper to do something with the message. So they published it. Ha, ha.

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