Please help me to choose the best caption for this photograph or come up with your own. You can do it!

1. It's funny 'cause it's true.
2. Sadly, Harold returned to find that Hortencia Hot-Hips was gone...and sitting with a much more attractive BYU fan.
3. "That's right, Dan, Utah has finally decided to use models in their clothing catalog that are more representative of their actual fans...and their fashion sense. Wow, Al, all I can say is that I'm shocked...and nauseous!"
4. Somewhere between Ronald McDonald and Grimace we find the missing link: Ute Fan.
5. People laughed...until they learned that he was pregnant with triplets.
6. Rick Majerus Jr.
7. "If this were a World of Warcraft tournament, we would be winning."
8. "I'm sad because these shorts don't prevent my thighs from chafing."
9. "My lips hurt real bad."
10. "I wish my fanny-pack still fit me."
11. "Alas, methinks ye olde armor shall attract many wenches at the renaissance faire."
12. "If only my cousin were here, we'd show them a thing or two."

Sahweet!

Booger, fart, butt, armpit, poop, pee, snot.

January 14, 2008

What was really cool about this visit was that Britney Spears stopped by to volunteer in the NICU. You could tell that she really knew her way around and that the nurses sincerely appreciated her help. It is so rare to see a celebrity that loves kids that much. She asked me not to take any pictures.

Janel's Inspiration

You might be wondering how Janel was able to deliver two wee tots one right after the other without having a stroke. Well the answer is staring you right in the eye bulbs. This dude was up in Janel's face! Motivatin' the heck out of the entire hospital!

Ever since I first saw this picture I've been thinking about changing professions. I could be the creepiest food service worker ever! Kids would be too scared to buy hot lunch. Working moms throughout the school district would be waking up early to pack a cold lunch for those freaked out students.

More Pictures of Matthew

Matthew about 3 hours after delivery.

Matthew again.

Matthew and Lindsay

Janel and Lindsay


Amanda and Lindsay


Matthew


Lindsay


Lindsay


Matthew

Delivered: Head first

Born: 4:03 a.m. on 1/12/08

Weight: 4 lbs. 8 oz.

Height: 18 inches

Breathing on his own and barely nursing (he gets tired fast).

Still in the NICU until he can eat more, gains a little weight, and stays under the lights a little longer for the jaundice.

Lindsay

Delivered: Breach

Born: 4:28 a.m. on 1/12/08

Weight: 5 lbs. 5 oz.

Height: 18 inches

Breathing on her own and nursing more vigorously than Matt.

Still in the NICU until she can eat more and gains a little weight.

Janel's Big Belly

Janel is 34 weeks pregnant and still going strong. We hope the babies can wait until February 1st.