Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Please help me to choose the best caption for this photograph or come up with your own. You can do it!

  1. It's funny 'cause it's true.
  2. Sadly, Harold returned to find that Hortencia Hot-Hips was gone...and sitting with a much more attractive BYU fan.
  3. "That's right, Dan, Utah has finally decided to use models in their clothing catalog that are more representative of their actual fans...and their fashion sense. Wow, Al, all I can say is that I'm shocked...and nauseous!"
  4. Somewhere between Ronald McDonald and Grimace we find the missing link: Ute Fan.
  5. People laughed...until they learned that he was pregnant with triplets.
  6. Rick Majerus Jr.
  7. "If this were a World of Warcraft tournament, we would be winning."
  8. "I'm sad because these shorts don't prevent my thighs from chafing."
  9. "My lips hurt real bad."
  10. "I wish my fanny-pack still fit me."
  11. "Alas, methinks ye olde armor shall attract many wenches at the renaissance faire."
  12. "If only my cousin were here, we'd show them a thing or two."

18 comments:

Unknown said...

oh, s/he looks so sad! I guess those Utes weren't playing so well. And I vote for #5.

Anonymous said...

Oh the seagulls they fly high, BYU
Oh the seagulls they fly high, BYU
Oh the seagulls they fly
And they'll poop right in your eye
Oh the seagulls they fly high, BYU

karin said...

I was hoping for more photos of the Garlics.

Bryan told me about this.

Anonymous said...

Dave, sorry to hear about Heath Ledger. I'm sure your favorite movie, Brokeback Mountain, will never be the same for you.

La Familia Higgy said...

You think that's bad? You don't even WANT to see a Cougar fan!

Scott said...

these comments havetaken unfortunate turn. I await your next post.

Craig said...

No caption is necessary. The photo speaks for itself. A typcial Running Puke.

La Familia Higgy said...

Now Craig. I was just reading your blog and came across this point: "4. Never judge a church by its worst members." The same is true for a sports team and its fans.

Take your own medicine.

Craig said...

Familia Higgy,

Those guidelines are for RELIGIOUS discussions. When sports are concerned, I'm a complete and total hypocrite!

I tried rooting for the U of U's football team (when they weren't playing BYU, of course) after my mission because one of my mission companions played linebacker for them. But I just couldn't do it. Kyle Brady (#14) even lives in my parents' and in-laws' ward. But my blood is too blue.

So go Cougars!

La Familia Higgy said...

Craig,

If the Cougs aren't playing the Utes, I go for them. But when the two come together, I'm all up ons for the Utes.

Digs said...

Alex Smith...O How the mighty have fallen.

I didn't know Rosie O'Donnell was a Utah fan!

Don't 'weighs' me, Bro!

Craig said...

Familia Higgy,

You are a much better sports fan than I.

La Familia Higgy said...

Craig,

Yes. Yes I am.

Anonymous said...

I've got more important things to focus on in my life besides shallow things like fashion and style.


Can I step over the blue line now?


Man, the bus is really late. But I can't chance scuffing my boots by walking home.

J & M Shumate Family said...

Man...you Ute bashers!! If had a free moment to spare I'd surf for a scary BYU coed pic...I can only imagine the possibilies. UTAH GIRL AM I!!!!

J & M Shumate Family said...

P.S. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MORE PICS OF LINDSAY & MATTHEW!!! P.S. Did you guys really see Brittney...or was that a joke??

Unknown said...

changed my mind. #6. I met Rick M. once. It was unpleasant.

Leah said...

That picture is SO FUNNY!!!! I love it. It's wrong.