Friday, December 09, 2005

Sideburns that Actually Burninate (your eyes)

Bryan is on heroic mission to grow gigantic sideburns. He doesn't care what people think, he just wants his 'burns to be EPIC. He hopes to have the furriest cheeks in the world by the year 2050. Bryan's wife Karin wants him to shave but a little thing like a wife and womanly love won't stop Bryan. I've digitally altered a picture of Bryan and his chops so you can see what he'll look like in 35 years if continues his quest. I think he looks good. What do you think?

BRYAN BROWN (in 34-36 years)

Dashing!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I sense a little jealously from you Garlic Boy. Are you bitter because you can't grow sideburns? Garlic Boy, just to amuse you I have digitally added sideburns to give you an idea of what you would look like: http://www.charm.net/~diner/informers/informer2/images/sideburns.GIF
OR
http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/takanotsuru.jpg

Anonymous said...

I think the sideburns look good. I know the ladies like them and guys that don't are the ones that cannot grow good ones.

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe that someone would actually do something to prevent "womanly love." This Bryan fellow must think he is irresistible, 'burns and all. I am glad that you have posted this picture of what Bryan will look like in 35 years maybe THIS will help him see how he really looks to everybody else.