Friday, February 02, 2007

Quotes of the Day





















It appears there may have been an orchestrated campaign to
mislead the public about my nose.

-CONGRESSMAN HENRY WAXMAN
on advocacy groups' testimony that the White House encouraged federal scientists to play down the size and shape of Congressman Waxman's nose.







I'm so proud of my dad. His focus on the dangers of cosmetic surgery really speaks to my generation. I'm his greatest supporter.

-CONGRESSMAN WAXMAN'S DAUGHTER, KATRINA
on whether she supports her father's public statements on cosmetic surgery.






Squeak, squeak.

-CONGRESSMAN WAXMAN'S PET BAT, GUANO
on whether he looks like his master.















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5 comments:

Scott said...

This is your most confusing post to date, garlic boy.

Anonymous said...

You should find, download, and watch the movie, "An Inconvenient Truth". It's quite enlightening.

Garlic Boy said...

Everyone who "nose" me "nose" I love the environment.

Anonymous said...

The movie is quite enlightening if you buy their reasoning. Global warming is occurring, but what is the root cause? That is the question. According to most unbiased scientific studies, humans have a very small impact compared to all the other stuff out there. 35 years ago, we were worried about global cooling. Cycles.

Anonymous said...

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