All I can say is that I'm back and I'm more manly than ever. Maybe it was the oath I took today in Denver. Maybe its because I have two radical dirt bikes in my garage. Or maybe its the fact that my wife is hotter than a deep-fried tater-tot. I don't know. All I know is that I'm back and ready to blog your brains out.
First topic:
Warriors-Dallas Series: Awesome. No matter how bad Utah beat Golden State yesterday, no one can ever say (credibly) that the Mavs/Warriors series wasn't great. Thanks for making the NBA Playoffs fun again for 1 week, Warriors.
Second topic:
Camping over Memorial Day weekend. Going to be awesome. We already visited our camping spot for a picnic/preview last weekend. We even fished a little. That didn't go so well, but the scenery was incredible. Man, I'm using a lot of superlatives tonight.
That's okay...I started a new chapter to my book about Uncle Larry. Most of my material comes from a real life super-secret terrorist cell around the corner from my house. I am not making this up. Even though the sign out front says "Ninja University," we all know that it is just a front for a band of mercenaries bent on destroying the U.S. Olympic Training Center just blocks away.
Don't believe me? It exists! Just click here . . . if you dare. The U.S. Olympic Training Center is just so close and so patriotic. How can the Ninjas resist? They can't!
5 comments:
It is nice to see that you are your "Pre-PC" self again.
I showed Bryan that link you left for him, I laughed REALLY hard.
Go Garlic Boy! I can't wait for more crack-me-up entries. Colorado here we come!!!
Congratulations on passing the bar!
You fool! Ninjas or not, you should know better. Now they know you know! But perhaps they do not know that you know they know you know, did you know that? You may still have the upper hand in this situation.
Welcome back. Maybe if you tried to enroll your girls in the Ninja University you could find out more of the terrorist plots.
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