I was checking out the Toast Addict Chronicles this morning and I noticed that Toast-Addict had an entry in his blog defending an auto parts store. Here is the entry that we will be discussing today:
I am not sure if I like or dislike Pep-Boys yet. The fact that every time I have been to The Boys' place, I have had to wait for over 4 hours to have something done to my car. I realize that a car is a real privilege and that 4 hours isn't that bad to wait for a car repair.While on the subject, I think Pep-Boys should change their name to Pepe-Boys. I think that they would look a lot better wearing sombreros and that one guy already has a really cool moustache. Good work Pepe-Boys.
There are 4 main problems with this short blog entry.
First, owning a car and driving it on the public roadways is a right. Everybody knows that. Driving a car is a practice so deeply rooted in the traditions and history of the people of the United States that to deny it would be to deny the people of this country justice and liberty. To deny a United States citizen of the right to drive his car would shock the conscience of all English speaking people.
Second, the Pep-Boys don't actually exist. They never did. They are a marketing device that the evil auto parts store uses to manipulate you people.
Third, how can you wait 4 hours for them to do something to your car? They aren't mechanics. You buys stuff from them and then you take that stuff and you do stuff with that stuff to your car.
Fourth, this sentence doesn't make any sense: "The fact that every time I have been to The Boys' place, I have had to wait for over 4 hours to have something done to my car." It should say, "The fact that every time I have been to the Boys' place, I have had to wait for over 4 hours to have something done to my car has caused me to seriously injure over 349 Pep-Boys employees." Or maybe, "The fact that every time I have been to Pep-Boys, I have had to wait for 4 hours to get the part I need makes me so mad that I quit eating toast altogether."
Anywho, before you defend them, remember, Toast Addict, that auto-parts stores have been sued over 500 times in the United States alone for fraud, murder, satanic worship, and racial discrimination. Mostly fraud though. Peace.
3 comments:
For a long time, I listened to Pep-Boys commercials on the radio I thought they were saying "Pet-Boys". I could never figure out why anyone would want to name an auto-parts store Pet-Boys. Then I had to go there to try to find a fuel filter for Dale's truck and I felt rather silly. It really was a peppy place, though. They had peppy music and the girl behind the cash register looked like she was enjoying herself.
-JRWB
Before Garlic Boy decides to post a blog about my poor grammar, I must say that after reading my post, I noticed an error or two. A word of advice to the rest of you: Never post on the site of someone who majored in English unless you have unbreakable confidence. We are all exposing ourselves to ridicule.
-JRWB
What are you talking about? That isn't ridicule. That is gentle teasing. Go eat some toast and write another hilarious blog about it!
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