Gentle Readers,
I apologize for not responding to your comments. You are a clever and witty audience. I have the slowest internet connection in the world. My posts will become more numerous as my connection speed increases.
Forever Yours,
Garlicboy
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Garlic Boy,
I forgive you, but you don't have to make up excuses about why you hate us. I've wasted too many nights crying over this to care anymore. I've moved on. Skinhoarder and I now hang out down by the river and we skip rocks across the Brazos like you and I used to do. We have grown matching neck beards and we even coordinate what shirts we wear. He has taught me the art of skinpicking without being noticed. After Friday, life will be good again for about a month until I return to the prison for more torturing.
Still a faithful reader,
Little Pedro
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