- There is no Detergent in Your Pee
- Hey! I Sit There!
- What? Are You too Sissy to Use a Urinal?
- Lift the Seat, Don't Leave a Treat
- You Filthy Animal
Only a handful of men work on the same floor as me. We each get a key for access to very clean staff restrooms. I enjoy the privacy and tidiness, but I have noticed that one of us doesn't lift the lid. I was washing my hands two days ago when I noticed someone enter a stall. There were two urinals free, so that got my attention. I waited to see if he sat down or not. There is NO reason for a man to use a stall unless he has a catheter or he has to "release the hostages." He decided to pee standing up without lifting the lid. I looked over the door and whispered in his ear, "You forgot to lift the lid, Sprinkles." I saw him again today in the hall. He entered the staff bathrooms on the opposite side of our floor.
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