Friday, October 07, 2005

Comments?

I love it when people comment on my blog. Leaving comments gives me the motivation I need to keep posting. A comment is like paying me to write for you. You are stealing if you are reading this without commenting on it. Comments are the best. Thanks for commenting.

I think that more people would comment if I posted more controversial stuff. Here is a list of possible topics for future posts. Let me know which one you feel is most likely to force you to leave a comment.

Which topic is most controversial or comment-worthy?
  • Prohibition
  • Bad manners concerning the chewing of gum
  • All about stealing political signs from other people's front yards
  • Whether or not it is right to run someone off the road when they try to pass you illegally
  • A blog entry all about my favorite foods
  • An entry about how Texas executes almost 1 person per day and West Virginia hasn't executed anyone for 20 years although the laws in both states concerning capital punishment are similar
  • A discussion about why money smells like it does
  • An article about how rug burn is more painful than regular burn
  • Which is more feminine, sparkly purple or sparkly yellow?
  • A discussion about why the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk is better than Disneyland.
  • What is a hernia?
  • Are jalepenos the new pickle?
  • Why does the spell checker always try to change "jalepeno" to "sleeping?"
  • "Man, that was a spicy sleeping!"
  • The correct pronunciation of err
  • Pictures of stuff on my floor

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you should definately talk about stealing political signs from other people's yards. Especially when you stick those signs in the yard of a friend.

Toast Habit said...

I think you should personally go after something more controversial. Something like, why corndogs aren't legal in every country. Maybe, Is Kosher just another word for "safe according to the law of Moses"? I think addressing any one of those issues you listed would be great. Maybe even discuss all of them in one single blog. Now THAT would be controvesial.

Anonymous said...

Garlic Boy, I don't think you need us to come up with topics for you. Have a little confidence. You have never let us down before. I must concede I am a daily reader but often times I am disappointed because you don't write enough. I fondly remember inspiring articles about neck beards and skin hoarder etc. Here are some possible articles: what form of martial arts does Star Wars kid use, causes of uncontrollable flatulation, why little kids eat their boogers, why guys like Kip get all the chicks, and a biography of the man that has the longest ear hair.

Anonymous said...

I like toasty's idea of combining different controversial items to form one super controversy. Like how about if you got a rugburn AND a hernia while covering your floor with jalepenos and politcal signs you stole from the boardwalk. I guess that's not really controversial, just a little weird.

Miranda W. said...

I vote pictures of stuff on your floor, or running someone off the road when they illegally pass you, or why money smells like it does. All these are incredibly pivitol topics for creating a better world for our children and grandchildren.