David: "I like your pudding fork."
Bryan: "What, you have a problem with it?"
David: (laughing) "I love your pudding fork."
Bryan: (apologetically) "We have a lot of plastic forks." (He takes two more bites of his pudding using a plastic fork.) "The only problem is when you get to the bottom. What time is it?"
Bryan reads his homework for ten minutes.
Bryan: "I don't get my Secured Transactions reading." (paraphrased)
David: "Say something funny."
Bryan: "Why, are you writing on your blog?"
David: "No, just say something funny."
Bryan: "No, I don't wanna say something funny."
David: "I hate your pudding fork."
Bryan reads more homework.
David: "What if we're only friends because we were in law school jail together."
Bryan: "But we hang out when we're not at school."
David: "That's true. My armpits itch. I have these really dry spots right here, I always put lotion on them but nothing works. I need to try a new deodorant."
Bryan: "I don't wear deodorant. Heck, I don't even bathe."
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