Friday, May 26, 2006
Rupert Rockford
Today I tried to save a turtle that was stuck on the patio outside of the law school. The turtle, which Bryan and I named "Rupert Rockford," tried to pee on me. A lot. The turtle was about 7" long and I'd estimate about 2 & 1/2 cups of urine SPRAYED OUT in an impressive display of his "liquid defense system." So, I'm kind of upset about Rupert Rockford hating me so bad. Maybe I'll feel better after I dry off.
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3 comments:
Inspirational. I decided this should be my new defense system. Biting people isn't working anymore...they're starting to bite back.
I had no idea turtles could hold so much! :) Great story -- thanks for the laugh!
It SPRAYED OUT?!? Dang. That's impressive.
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