Garlic Girl took these pictures at the semi-annual Mayborn Museum Jumping Contest. Her lightning fast reflexes made her the best candidate to document the event.
Mikey was disqualified. Three bottles of pills containing artificial testosterone were found in his backpack. We call that cheating in Texas. This also explains his moustache. He is appealing the disqualification decision with the Mayborn Museum staff.
Mom pretended that she was playing the piano for inspiration. She also made us laugh really hard by clapping her hands above her head and shouting "grasshoppers unite!" before every jump.
Dad had the most photogenic jump. He may have won the distance contest but nobody checked because we were all so amazed at his in-air pose.
Amanda was also disqualified. She tried to bribe the judge with hugs and kisses. Shameless.
Clearly, this man is awesome. No museum can contain him.
I think Elden jumped the farthest. This is probably due to the fact that he is in love.
Mikey was disqualified. Three bottles of pills containing artificial testosterone were found in his backpack. We call that cheating in Texas. This also explains his moustache. He is appealing the disqualification decision with the Mayborn Museum staff.
Mom pretended that she was playing the piano for inspiration. She also made us laugh really hard by clapping her hands above her head and shouting "grasshoppers unite!" before every jump.
Dad had the most photogenic jump. He may have won the distance contest but nobody checked because we were all so amazed at his in-air pose.
Amanda was also disqualified. She tried to bribe the judge with hugs and kisses. Shameless.
Clearly, this man is awesome. No museum can contain him.
I think Elden jumped the farthest. This is probably due to the fact that he is in love.
5 comments:
This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering.
So who won the contest?
That dude looka like Supaman! All my money goes on him.
Elden in love??? With somebody other than himself??
I love you too, Elden
I love cinnamon sprinkles..... with all of my body
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