Thursday, August 10, 2006
We'll Investigate: After We Find our Glasses
I've been looking for jobs and I found this site. These guys will help you find the truth because the "truth often evades the surface." The truth is like a giant tuna fish who can't live out of the water. Even if the surface is really aggressive and tries to get below the truth, the truth will evade it and totally swim down lower. Tio Bruno has also pointed out that this company was founded by "forment police chiefs." They also advertise that their investigators "can perform: Music and Video Piracy and Real Estate and Accounting Data Entry Bookkeeper Fraud." This picture makes me feel violent. I want to punch both of these guys for squinting too much and for tricking me into looking at their lame webpage. I think we should all call and tell them how lame and squinty they are. If any of you actually call the number please say something mean and then comment here about what happened.
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PLEASE get a job with them!
I think you should go back to school. Lawyers ase far to grumpy and/or cunfused.
I especially like the "forment police chiefs" part of their site. These dudes seem to have a lot on the ball, Garlic. I just don't see how you could go wrong by becoming an investigator with these guys and giving up this silly lawyer stuff.
I called and told them that my pet turkey was mistakenly taken in some sort of mass turkey abduction near Waco, TX. I then gave them a description (feathery, gobbles) and told them he answers to "Dylan". The best part is they found him! You were right, these guys are GOOD! NO, GREAT! NO, GROOD!
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