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The protagonist: "Uncle Larry"
An excerpt: "Uncle Larry was mad. Uncle Larry was thinking hard. He was thinking harder and madder than he'd ever thought before. He was very upset. He was thinking more madder, and more upsetter, and more harder than ever! Now that terrorists had blown up his rig, what was he going to do?"
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5 comments:
The book sounds soooooooo awesome. I popped like 100 b_ _ _ _ _s reading about it. I can't wait to get my hands on it so I can read it over and over. What an awesome idea to mix terrorists and eighteen-wheelers. I'm surprised no one has written about this before. Where do I sign up? I would like to purchase a copy in advance so I can get it ASAP. I'm so excited I think I crapped my pants. Is there a fan club I can join, or even better, can I be the president of the fan club? I would make some totally radical shirts with terrorists, trucks, and some sweet bombs.
Ricky, you are my kind of man.
Please tell me Chuck Norris makes a guest appearance in this book, and that he roundhouse kicks some opposing big rig and it explodes and then a hott chick totally hooks up with him, but he roundhouse kicks her, too, because she is really a terrorist in disguise and then Uncle Larry and Chuck Norris stop for a smooth, cool, Marlboro because they're real men and that's what real men do.
Leah, you are hilarious.
You too, Dave.
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