UPDATE: The guy who picks at his arms and legs during class isn't just piling up his body flakes under his binder during class. Bryan reports that Skin Hoarder peeled some skin off of his arm today and ever-so-stealthily put it into his own soggy pocket. The Hoarder tries to be sly but Bryan notices it because sometimes The Hoarder borrows Bryan's pen and Bryan says that it makes him feel ill to let The Hoarder touch Bryan's stuff. Maybe Garlic Boy should say something to Skin Hoarder. "Psst! Pssst! Stop picking at yourself. You're making my friend sick to his stomach." Maybe we should befriend him. "Pssst! Skin picking dude! Yeah, you. If you want to come over tonight we're having chicken and turkey skin for dinner tonight. No meat, I promise." Maybe I should give Skin Hoarding Picker an empty chewing tobacco can so that he can save his skin for a little snack at the baseball game. "What are you chewing on?" "Skin."
Sick.
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Put it in his pocket?! Gross. That reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite and his tots. Maybe Skin Hoarder has found marketable use for disgusting recycled skin flakes. You should ask him. Maybe he would make you and Bryan partners since Bryan lends him his pen.
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