Some Alien Blessings Make Your Honeymoon Better

Today we’ll read some more letters from readers. This one is from Braunfels, New Guinea.

Odiferous One,
I didn’t believe in alien blessings until I got one. I was walking along in the middle of nowhere just minding my own business when a little shrub starts talking to me. It just starts jabbering away like we've been friends our whole lives. So I says, “Listen here Mr. Shrub. I don’t know you from Adam, and I’m not about to accept this kind of thing from a shrub, especially on my honeymoon.” So the shrub quiets down and just kind of shimmies and shakes for a while. It was a pretty violent little dance you might say, and it lost most of its leaves in the process. Then it starts humming or buzzing, if you will. The humming gets louder and louder until the shrub shouts “ALIEN BLESSING!” and then goes back to being a normal shrub but without any leaves. Well, I don’t know what to think so I start walking back to my hotel. When I gets back to my room I've already received my alien blessing. I couldn’t believe it. There, on my pillow, was the most tasty wee chocolate I’ve ever eaten.
Thanks G.B.,
Angus McSwain

Angus,
I’m speechless.
G.B.

Well there you have it folks. The letters are pouring in from all over the globe. If you have an alien blessing story that you'd like the entire world to know about, email it to me. Toast Habit, JRW, CJW, DAW, JRWjr., BB, and even JBW, we want to know the whole story.