There's More than One Way to Use Paper in the Restroom

Dear Bathroom Buddy:

Just like you, I use the restroom on the second floor of the law school library whenever I need to release "the hostages." I just wanted you to know that I appreciate the reading material you leave for me on the toilet paper dispenser. The variety is great and you don't cycle the books through too quickly. It takes me a while to get through the really thick novels. I especially liked, 101 Great Lawyer Jokes. I also enjoyed, "Elder Law and the 21st Century." Maybe someday we'll meet and I'll ask you to recommend some titles for my bathroom at home.

Good Reading,

Garlic Boy