Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Bryan is a Poser

I'm camping out at school this week studying for the bar exam. A few minutes ago I left my desk to take a break and when I came back "Mary" (Bryan) had written a note on my laptop:

"David, I have a crush on you and I’m ready to be open about it. From the first time we met in the chat room. I knew I liked you when I saw your big muscles and white legs. Love you forever, Mary"

I guess the most disturbing part about the whole thing is that Bryan notices my BIG muscles.

4 comments:

Leah said...

Your water expelling muscles?

Miranda W. said...

lo freakin l. Leah that killed me. That's why you are my sister, and I'm not (as) ashamed as I used to be to call you that.

Garlic Boy said...

Why is Leah always puttin' it down on fools?

Unknown said...

Does Nicole Kidman know about Bryan's other identity?